![]() This here is a spoof of the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy with Misty playing the Throbbit Dildo Saggins who is given the magical G-string from a drunken wizard. Lord of the G-Strings (2003) * 1/2 (out of 4) This being Seduction Cinema and featuring Misty Mundae you know you're in for some soft-core sex. Those people weren't watching the same movie that I did. Ignore every bad review of this movie that you have read. The movie is fitfully funny, and just as erotic. If any movie out of the Hollywood cookie cutter needed to be Lampooned it is the overblown, over hyped Lord of the Rings series. She, Crane, and AJ Kahn are all natural looking females who don't need much help from the make up department. ![]() She has in this flick a great comedic timing, as does the star Misty Mundae, who's a great escape from the generic Hollywood starlets with fake chest (i.e. She is very beautiful, and deserves to be allowed to carry a movie on her own. Darian Crane is perhaps one the best soft core erotic performers around, and if her scenes are simply girl/girl, or guy girl, she turns on just as a hot performance in both. With out a doubt, this little flick is funny then most, and way more erotic, then much of anything that has come out of Hollywood in the last few years. Juliette Charles, with a performance of a caliber normally given by a producer's niece or nephew, saved the movie for me and allowed me to enjoy the film to the credits. You'd think after putting in such fine performances in The Erotic Witch Project and Gladiator Eroticus, that you would've put more effort into such an important role in this film. I was disappointed with the performance of John Link as "Ballem". I know this because of the sheer number of times the other actresses in the film HAVE been put together. She has more personality than all the other actresses in the film put together. Good thing the producer chose the capable Misty Mundae, who played the Charleton Heston role in Playmate of the Apes. It is obvious that she is the dramatic lynch-pin from which this movie hangs. Dildo reads from a book about her adventures to the camera. From the very beginning, I was captivated with the sensitive retelling of the tale. Spam is actually Sam.it doesn't take a rocket scientist. Due to what I imagine were copyright issues, the names of the characters were changed slightly however, it is pretty obvious who everyone really is: Dildo Saggens is obviously Bilbo Baggins and Smirnoff is actually Gandolf. Tolkein classic trilogy, THIS is the movie that will define the Lord of the Rings for the next generation. In the end, Lord of the G-Strings succeeds in part because it doesn't take itself too seriously, but mostly because it has the appeal of the "real deal", a true diamond in the rough, with the multi-talented, naturally beautiful and irresistible charming Misty Mundae!įorget Peter Jackson's tepid version of the J. ![]() I enjoyed this film as well as Play-mate of the Apes, and her others strictly because of her beguiling, overwhelming and underrated talent as an actress. ![]() Misty delivers a few one-liners that will make you ROFL if you are able to experience this film is the right spirit, and she along with this film, will inspire you to catch her other Seduction Cinema films, that I'm confident will surely delight on the basis of Misty's appeal alone. She delivers most of the lines with tongue planted firmly in cheek, and metaphorically winks at the audience with every cheesy line and action she goes through.Misty Mundae is able to pull off something very few other actors could, and her commanding presence and on-screen charisma suck you in, and intrigue you in ways that endear you to her character and her portrayal, and simultaneously enable you to overlook the overall quality of the material, and whatever other shortcomings the film may have. The best thing about any of these films is Misty, as she is able to carry off this witty, charming on-screen persona that just blows you away, time after time. Production values are of the B-movie variety, (do people still really say B-movie anymore?), but once you get past that, it is very entertaining and erotic in a very down to earth kind of way. Seduction Cinema has quite a few of these erotic parodies, and most, fortunately for them, star the incredibly irresistible Misty Mundae. This was my introduction to the ever lovely, the captivating and totally enchanting Ms.
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